The psychic...

knew I worked two jobs

Juliet

As quoted by Joanne Ryan

In reference to me: " We're going to nail you to the floor so you can never leave!"

My paternal grandfather

My father's father, who had eight children and one wife (irish catholic). I don't remember ever meeting him. He died of a heart attack in the 80's, I remember dad getting the phone call and getting it mixed up in my memory with a police drama that was on the t.v in the background.

So now when I think of grand dad I think of flashing sirens and two detectives with dads voice reacting to the call over the top of it all.

This is New Zealand

Shoefiti

My friend

I'm trying really hard not to fall in love with you.

Reach out a hand to touch your face

Aurora borealis comes in you

Request

What was it like before it was like this? Lets return to whatever that was please.

The weekend

Frantic travel between zone 1 and 2

A conniption at Mess Hall

Thinking somebody had their wisdom teeth removed but really they had gotten fat in the face

Shiva

Awkward air kissing with strangers

Cock and Bull on the train

Huskies on mute at Nicholson Street

Making antlers for the party

The Antler Party

Dancing with a gapped toothed hansom Sydney-sider

Getting swiped at by a policeman

The DJ tried to put his tongue in my mouth

Taxi

Tackling Elise

De-briefing at Jungle

Neck massage

Talking in Metropolis

Work

North Fitzroy

Finding a beanie

Dancing to New Wave music

Danny's Burgers

A magician with a degree in psychology and mind reading

A man with a face covered in glitter

Long black with Jess

Work

Discussing pheromones with my boss

Monday

99c worth of ART

Female geodes (not a euphamism for ovaries)

If a man comes up to you in a store and asks you to hold a crystal (which he refers to as a 'she'), do yourself a favor and run away as fast as you can. This happened to me and I froze on the spot. I then had to pretend to be interested in a female geode whilst joe psychic stared into my eyes with aggresive serenity.

Oh fudge

White Orchid Fudge is PRIMO. It only costs $1 and is so soft and yum. It is two cubes of caramel coloured giddy joy (oh dear)! Go buy some and then eat it, just dont eat too much otherwise you will end up with SIX cavities like I have. Or you could turn into this:

Anyway tooth decay aside, go eat some fucking fudge. You'll love it?

The weekend

Simon describing parallels between the lunar and menstural cycles over lunch

The Wind Up Bird Chronicle  

Antibiotics   

Fear of Monday   

YellowBird

Joel explained Michael Jackson's acne and his (Joel's) hooping cough as caught from Tex Perkins

The mulling over of July with Irene and Elise

Two Kokeshi Dolls, two books and two DVDS

Crossing the road to avoid somebody

A royal blue blazer

Sake in an empty bar with Kim, followed by KFC

The troops congregate

Hiding from Hugh with his amish haircut in the toilet

Four mexicans buy me drinks and offer to cook dinner

Destiny's Child, Eve, Justin Timberlake and Pharrell

Discussing rock paper scissors with a handsom man

Fisticuffs between friends, incompetent policemen in yellow vests, rubbing Elise's back

Des'ree

Breakfast is cancelled

Vomit on Flinders Lane

Drinking Passiona with three ladies on milk crates

Asleep on the train

Portishead

Pasta

Into the wild

Mum's frustration 

Juliet tells me an awkward story

In bed, mulling over tomorrow

Dream

I had a dream the other night that I was cleaning the golden filigree on columns of a buddhist temple with a toothbrush.

Fog

Skulls

(Mayan?) Skull carved from a single piece of quartz crystal



I can't remember the name of the artist who created this skull. i do know that she cut this image out of paper.

Rando poetry

WHERE IS MY SILVER BULLET? TO FIRE FROM A GUN INTO FLESH INTO SHAPES TO CREATE A HOLE FROM WHICH LAVA AND MOSS AND QUARTZ CRYSTALS AND DIRTY WATER
WILL POUR OUT
WILL GUSH OUT
PUMP OUT AND STAIN THE DIRT AND THEN I WILL FEEL MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD PUMP AND LACE UP AND DOWN MY BLUE AND RED LINES.

Moloch

I just finished reading the Dexter omnibus. Apart from the odd murder themed dream, I didnt find the content too disturbing.
The third book featured a demonic god known as the Moloch. He persuaded people during biblical times to sacrifice their babies to him by throwing them in a fire - nice. I was looking this nasty creature up on wikipedia and this picture came up:



I actually think is quite a cool picture inspite of the whole evil carnage thing...

Blue Filter

Space






I have no idea what this - a sea creature?


Blue filter



Some kind of castle/ homestead. A baron probably lives there

This is a painting I did ages ago (4/5 years it would be) . It doesnt have a title, I dont know where it is now or if I finished it.
I wonder how Freud would interpret this?

Me, an Ewok?

The other day I was told I looked like an Ewok - this is not the first time somebody has told me this! WTF?? Apparently I also look like a Slow Loris and 'Ducky' from the Land Before Time Movies.



1) Ducky




2) Ewok

3) Slow Loris

Doodle

Unfortunatley you'll need to turn your head to the side in able to look at this properly. Im not exactly competent at uploading and re-jigging scanned pics. The title is pretty self-explainitory

No more awkward dreams please!

The other night I had a dream a man from work kept grabbing at me and trying to feel me up, and now I cant look him in the eye.

30 fires

I thought I'd had a bad Saturday (which I wont even bother going into detail about) untill I heard about the bushfires that started on feb 7 . It is so sad and terrifying and pretty hard to fathom. And there's around thirty fires still blazing. It is estimated that up to 300 people have been killed.
I just feel really scared and sad about the whole thing. I keep thinking about peoples pets and cattle aswell, and the smell and the noises of everything.

Deconstructed lady forms

In searching for a picture of an aeroplane, I came across these two amazing images. I think the object in the first picture is either a tambourine or a drum - very odd!

I love the fluid lines in this second picture. Unfortunatley I dont have names of either artist behind these :(

Strange wednesday ebb

I have a feeling of impending doom and not sure why.


I feel like I'm walking on eggshells around myself. I'm waiting for some unknown disaster to fall in my lap and explode everywhere.


I am angry with myself and don't know why.


Today i feel tangled up in sticky thread.

February

I'm scared of February.

Wish List!

Hmmm if I had lots of moolah I'd own all these things. I assume the inka masks would cost a few million - lay by?


1. Opal/precious stone/metal covered Inka masks

2. An Audrey Kawasaki original

3. A Tree Bed (this reminds me of where the wild things are)

4. An Audrey Kawasaki kokeshi doll

5. This brooch by Julia DeVille

6. The Little Wanderer doll by Yoshitomo Nara

7. Philippe Starck Gnome

My immediate horizon

Things at my desk:

A koosh ball

A giant ball of rubber bands

A miniature plastic chicken occompanied with miniature plastic boombox

A slinky

Various stationary strewn about

A lucky coin

A giant bowl of lollies

15 post it note pads

Many (bad) small drawings of mushrooms and blob creatures, trees and ladies.

Documents

My "Diamond Digital" monitor

My "Aria" telephone

2 empty cups

and me.

Wunderkammer

Wunderkammer translates to cabinet of curiosities.

The wunderkammer was an early way of ordering and cataloguing objects and artifacts prior to, and during the renaissance period.

Perhaps one of the goals of collecting in this manner was a form of controlling nature, as the collections are housed in rigid, square, clinical spaces.