If a man comes up to you in a store and asks you to hold a crystal (which he refers to as a 'she'), do yourself a favor and run away as fast as you can. This happened to me and I froze on the spot. I then had to pretend to be interested in a female geode whilst joe psychic stared into my eyes with aggresive serenity.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Female geodes (not a euphamism for ovaries)
If a man comes up to you in a store and asks you to hold a crystal (which he refers to as a 'she'), do yourself a favor and run away as fast as you can. This happened to me and I froze on the spot. I then had to pretend to be interested in a female geode whilst joe psychic stared into my eyes with aggresive serenity.
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