My friend Joel first showed this article to me about 5 years ago.It could be the best thing I've ever read.
I'm sorry if the font is too small. If you cant read it, the jist of the story is that a Darwin based man was so drunk he picked up a King Brown snake which bit him 9 times.
When I was 16 and drunk in a garden in Phillip Island, I was bitten on the toe, and in the moment, my go-to reaction was the pick the creature off my toe, which proceeded to latch onto my hand and bite my hand. My toe was swollen for months and months, and then winter come and it turned purple, and finally mum took me to the doctor. That was the same year mum bribed me with a pair of 'nike hi-tops' to wear shoes in winter instead of thongs, as along with the swollen toe, I also have severe chill blanes and that is how I got the name name "Elsie, pelsie chill-blarney Blundstone" the end.
ReplyDeleteby name name, i mean nickname, and when I say have chill blanes, I mean I had
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