Female geodes (not a euphamism for ovaries)

If a man comes up to you in a store and asks you to hold a crystal (which he refers to as a 'she'), do yourself a favor and run away as fast as you can. This happened to me and I froze on the spot. I then had to pretend to be interested in a female geode whilst joe psychic stared into my eyes with aggresive serenity.

Oh fudge

White Orchid Fudge is PRIMO. It only costs $1 and is so soft and yum. It is two cubes of caramel coloured giddy joy (oh dear)! Go buy some and then eat it, just dont eat too much otherwise you will end up with SIX cavities like I have. Or you could turn into this:

Anyway tooth decay aside, go eat some fucking fudge. You'll love it?

The weekend

Simon describing parallels between the lunar and menstural cycles over lunch

The Wind Up Bird Chronicle  

Antibiotics   

Fear of Monday   

YellowBird

Joel explained Michael Jackson's acne and his (Joel's) hooping cough as caught from Tex Perkins

The mulling over of July with Irene and Elise

Two Kokeshi Dolls, two books and two DVDS

Crossing the road to avoid somebody

A royal blue blazer

Sake in an empty bar with Kim, followed by KFC

The troops congregate

Hiding from Hugh with his amish haircut in the toilet

Four mexicans buy me drinks and offer to cook dinner

Destiny's Child, Eve, Justin Timberlake and Pharrell

Discussing rock paper scissors with a handsom man

Fisticuffs between friends, incompetent policemen in yellow vests, rubbing Elise's back

Des'ree

Breakfast is cancelled

Vomit on Flinders Lane

Drinking Passiona with three ladies on milk crates

Asleep on the train

Portishead

Pasta

Into the wild

Mum's frustration 

Juliet tells me an awkward story

In bed, mulling over tomorrow