Last Sunday

I found a tiger mask at work. It wasn't long before things spiraled out of control: We ended up making a shrine out of my friend Joel.

99c worth of ART

Oh fudge

White Orchid Fudge is PRIMO. It only costs $1 and is so soft and yum. It is two cubes of caramel coloured giddy joy (oh dear)! Go buy some and then eat it, just dont eat too much otherwise you will end up with SIX cavities like I have. Or you could turn into this:

Anyway tooth decay aside, go eat some fucking fudge. You'll love it?

Me, an Ewok?

The other day I was told I looked like an Ewok - this is not the first time somebody has told me this! WTF?? Apparently I also look like a Slow Loris and 'Ducky' from the Land Before Time Movies.



1) Ducky




2) Ewok

3) Slow Loris

Doodle

Unfortunatley you'll need to turn your head to the side in able to look at this properly. Im not exactly competent at uploading and re-jigging scanned pics. The title is pretty self-explainitory

My immediate horizon

Things at my desk:

A koosh ball

A giant ball of rubber bands

A miniature plastic chicken occompanied with miniature plastic boombox

A slinky

Various stationary strewn about

A lucky coin

A giant bowl of lollies

15 post it note pads

Many (bad) small drawings of mushrooms and blob creatures, trees and ladies.

Documents

My "Diamond Digital" monitor

My "Aria" telephone

2 empty cups

and me.