Reach out a hand to touch your face

Aurora borealis comes in you

Request

What was it like before it was like this? Lets return to whatever that was please.

The weekend

Frantic travel between zone 1 and 2

A conniption at Mess Hall

Thinking somebody had their wisdom teeth removed but really they had gotten fat in the face

Shiva

Awkward air kissing with strangers

Cock and Bull on the train

Huskies on mute at Nicholson Street

Making antlers for the party

The Antler Party

Dancing with a gapped toothed hansom Sydney-sider

Getting swiped at by a policeman

The DJ tried to put his tongue in my mouth

Taxi

Tackling Elise

De-briefing at Jungle

Neck massage

Talking in Metropolis

Work

North Fitzroy

Finding a beanie

Dancing to New Wave music

Danny's Burgers

A magician with a degree in psychology and mind reading

A man with a face covered in glitter

Long black with Jess

Work

Discussing pheromones with my boss

Monday

99c worth of ART

Female geodes (not a euphamism for ovaries)

If a man comes up to you in a store and asks you to hold a crystal (which he refers to as a 'she'), do yourself a favor and run away as fast as you can. This happened to me and I froze on the spot. I then had to pretend to be interested in a female geode whilst joe psychic stared into my eyes with aggresive serenity.

Oh fudge

White Orchid Fudge is PRIMO. It only costs $1 and is so soft and yum. It is two cubes of caramel coloured giddy joy (oh dear)! Go buy some and then eat it, just dont eat too much otherwise you will end up with SIX cavities like I have. Or you could turn into this:

Anyway tooth decay aside, go eat some fucking fudge. You'll love it?

The weekend

Simon describing parallels between the lunar and menstural cycles over lunch

The Wind Up Bird Chronicle  

Antibiotics   

Fear of Monday   

YellowBird

Joel explained Michael Jackson's acne and his (Joel's) hooping cough as caught from Tex Perkins

The mulling over of July with Irene and Elise

Two Kokeshi Dolls, two books and two DVDS

Crossing the road to avoid somebody

A royal blue blazer

Sake in an empty bar with Kim, followed by KFC

The troops congregate

Hiding from Hugh with his amish haircut in the toilet

Four mexicans buy me drinks and offer to cook dinner

Destiny's Child, Eve, Justin Timberlake and Pharrell

Discussing rock paper scissors with a handsom man

Fisticuffs between friends, incompetent policemen in yellow vests, rubbing Elise's back

Des'ree

Breakfast is cancelled

Vomit on Flinders Lane

Drinking Passiona with three ladies on milk crates

Asleep on the train

Portishead

Pasta

Into the wild

Mum's frustration 

Juliet tells me an awkward story

In bed, mulling over tomorrow