Me, an Ewok?

The other day I was told I looked like an Ewok - this is not the first time somebody has told me this! WTF?? Apparently I also look like a Slow Loris and 'Ducky' from the Land Before Time Movies.



1) Ducky




2) Ewok

3) Slow Loris

No more awkward dreams please!

The other night I had a dream a man from work kept grabbing at me and trying to feel me up, and now I cant look him in the eye.

Man bitten by snake 9 times

My friend Joel first showed this article to me about 5 years ago.
It could be the best thing I've ever read.

I'm sorry if the font is too small. If you cant read it, the jist of the story is that a Darwin based man was so drunk he picked up a King Brown snake which bit him 9 times.

Rant

You know what?

Yes I am the receptionist and one of my tasks is to tidy the kitchen and stack/unstack the dishwasher. HOWEVER - I do not drink plunger coffee and I dont think I need to clean out your manky coffee dreg sludged up coffee plunger every day beacuse you cannot be bothered doing it yourself. You could even take the dregs home and throw them on the garden (if you have one) because apparently plants love coffee...

Okay???!!! Right. I'm glad you see where I'm coming from. I hope you don't realise this is a personal attack or anything *cough*

Awful or awesome???

I was pottering around on the net looking for directions on making soft toys and came across this image:

I just want to know how someone gets this shit published???

I'm not sure, but does it look like he is crying?