Animals that have attacked me

(Bitten, scratched or stung)

Wasp (stung - on the shin)

Dog (bite - various dogs have bit me on the arse, hand and middle finger)

Cat (bite, scratch)

Grasshopper (bite)

Caterpillar (stung)

Jellyfish (stung - awful)

Scorpion (stung - also unfun)

Human (bite, scratch - mostly fun)

Mosquito (bite - this was the worst I got malaria)

Bee (stung)

That's all I can think of right now but I have a feeling there have been more...